Obviously why it was on The White Dog Album.
35 Popular Songs That Don’t Mean What You Think

Obviously why it was on The White Dog Album.

35 Popular Songs That Don’t Mean What You Think

BY THE WAY: DOB continued The Cracked Podcast's commitment to ill tracks. And here’s a YouTube link to that Wu/Beatles mashup he used since it’s not on Spotify like all our other jams.

THIS WEEK: Dan O’Brien grabs the reigns of The Cracked Podcast and invites Soren Bowie and Riot’s Liana Maeby to the show to defend their terrible taste. Dan and Soren defend their love of Space Jam and The Saint, while Liana maintains her stance that The Beatles are terrible.

That’s the perfect cover art for Dress Like Poison, Cover Paul McCartney: The Bon Jovi Story.
The 5 Worst Lyric Changes in Covers of Famous Songs

#5. Bon Jovi Covers the Beatles After Suffering Apparent Brain Trauma
Lyric Change: “You may be a lover, but you ain’t no dancer” BECAME “You ain’t no lover, but you ain’t no dancer”
Wow. So whereas the Beatles were cheekily saying, “Honey, you may know how to f*ck, but you don’t know how to dance,” Bon Jovi is moronically saying “Baby, you’re not a lover, oh, and also, you are deficient in dancing. So there are two things wrong with you, really. Both f*cking and dancing. On both counts I’d have to say you are sorely lacking. Also, I’m going to go ahead and use the “but” conjunction to combine these two similar things even though that makes no grammatical sense.”

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That’s the perfect cover art for Dress Like Poison, Cover Paul McCartney: The Bon Jovi Story.

The 5 Worst Lyric Changes in Covers of Famous Songs

#5. Bon Jovi Covers the Beatles After Suffering Apparent Brain Trauma

Lyric Change: “You may be a lover, but you ain’t no dancer” BECAME “You ain’t no lover, but you ain’t no dancer”

Wow. So whereas the Beatles were cheekily saying, “Honey, you may know how to f*ck, but you don’t know how to dance,” Bon Jovi is moronically saying “Baby, you’re not a lover, oh, and also, you are deficient in dancing. So there are two things wrong with you, really. Both f*cking and dancing. On both counts I’d have to say you are sorely lacking. Also, I’m going to go ahead and use the “but” conjunction to combine these two similar things even though that makes no grammatical sense.”

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BREAKING BAD FINALE SCRIPT LEAKED
Secret track name: “Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Dog!”
20 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden on Famous Albums

Secret track name: “Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Dog!”

20 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden on Famous Albums

Come on, Texas, get a KLUE.
15 True Stories That Will Make You Believe in Karma
Austin, Texas’s ‘Servant Girl Annihilator’ was murdering young women before serial killing was cool.
5 Famous Historical Events You Won’t Believe Happened Twice



#5. The Unsolved Gruesome Serial Murders of Young Women in the Late 19th Century
The Famous Version: Jack the Ripper
The Ripper’s exploits have him dubbed “the world’s first serial killer” by some, though if we’d only looked a few thousand miles west and a few years earlier, we’d see …
What you’ve never heard of: The Servant Girl Annihilator
The Servant Girl Annihilator isn’t the most subtle nickname, we know, but Texas in the 1880s was a simpler time, back when men were men and women were just viciously, brutally murdered all over the place. Seriously, three years before Jack ruined the carefree and utopian ambiance of the destitute London prostitute population, a remarkably similar, even more horrifying case of serial woman killings hit the booming town of Austin, Texas.



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Austin, Texas’s ‘Servant Girl Annihilator’ was murdering young women before serial killing was cool.

5 Famous Historical Events You Won’t Believe Happened Twice

#5. The Unsolved Gruesome Serial Murders of Young Women in the Late 19th Century

The Famous Version: Jack the Ripper

The Ripper’s exploits have him dubbed “the world’s first serial killer” by some, though if we’d only looked a few thousand miles west and a few years earlier, we’d see …

What you’ve never heard of: The Servant Girl Annihilator

The Servant Girl Annihilator isn’t the most subtle nickname, we know, but Texas in the 1880s was a simpler time, back when men were men and women were just viciously, brutally murdered all over the place. Seriously, three years before Jack ruined the carefree and utopian ambiance of the destitute London prostitute population, a remarkably similar, even more horrifying case of serial woman killings hit the booming town of Austin, Texas.

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Let the polite and measured internet discussion begin!
4 Great Lead Singers With Inexplicably Terrible Solo Careers

#4. David Lee Roth
Van Halen was a bit like the ingredients in a McDonald’s cheeseburger. As a group, they’re delicious. Individually, they’re practically worthless. And David Lee Roth was the dehydrated onions on that terrible cheeseburger, a unique ingredient that might look ridiculous but somehow brings forth the best flavors from the rest of the ensemble.

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Let the polite and measured internet discussion begin!

4 Great Lead Singers With Inexplicably Terrible Solo Careers

#4. David Lee Roth

Van Halen was a bit like the ingredients in a McDonald’s cheeseburger. As a group, they’re delicious. Individually, they’re practically worthless. And David Lee Roth was the dehydrated onions on that terrible cheeseburger, a unique ingredient that might look ridiculous but somehow brings forth the best flavors from the rest of the ensemble.

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6 Alternate Album Covers That Almost Happened