When a joke has its very own online database, its shit’s played out.
PMS is a bitch.
The expression on that reproductive system though.
Nothing’s harder to get a read on than a friend who treats “ha” like “hahah”.
#4. Your Definition of “LOL”
If I’m meeting you for the first time and there’s even a sliver of a chance that we will become close enough to communicate via text message, I want to know your primary definition of “LOL.” I want to know if you’re the kind of person who tosses it out with no regard for what that acronym can do to a person’s ego. If we’re texting and I say something somewhere in the area code of funny, are you going to throw me a “LOL” bone, or are you withholding your “LOL”s until I one day say something so goddamned hysterical that the only way to convey the level of nonstop hilarity you’re in the midst of is by reducing the English language to base elements, hoping just three letters can encapsulate the euphoric laughter you’re experiencing?
So there’s an entire Tumblr of White Guys Wearin’ Oculus Rifts.