An entire GIF’s worth of people met up with us in Santa Monica last night! They all have signed De-Textbooks now. Get yourself a fresh copy and maybe we’ll sign it at our next IRL hangout.
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TONIGHT in Santa Monica! #Cracked #DeTextbook #Barnes&Noble
Come on out tomorrow to meet me and Jack and Soren and Cody and Michael and a bunch of other Cracked.com folks. We’ll be reading from and signing copies of our new book, The De-Textbook. Jokes will happen. And so on.
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We take t-shirt pitches directly from smart/funny people like you in our forums. This one’s not quite a Photoplasty you’d like to see on a shirt but that might be the best thread to post it in (or else find out where it actually should get posted).
We also run contests for original shirt ideas and we throw big bucks and credit at the winners, so do watch for those and try to take our money.
Would you like to marinate in the real-life essence of Cracked’s Jack O’Brien, Dan O’Brien, Soren Bowie, Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, and Adam Tod Brown? Would you also like to hear some waggish banter and get a copy of The De-Textbook signed? Well, December 10th (this Tuesday) is your lucky day!
I really wanted to enter this into Cracked.com’s contest called: If Movies Had Made Their Symbolism Way More Obvious. But my power went out and my router was down until 9pm. So, I’ll post it here instead!
On Tuesday, December 10, Jack, Michael, Soren, Cody, Adam and I will be reading from and signing copies of The De-Textbook at the Barnes and Noble on the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica.
BIG NEWS. On Thursday, December 12, at 7pm, come to Meltdown Comics for the biggest…UPDATE: The Meltdown Comics show is cancelled. I super apologize for getting anyone’s hopes up, but the end of the year makes something like this just too difficult to put together. We will try again in January! I know what a lot of you are thinking: that this is irrefutable proof that Wong, John, Kristi, Brockway, Tom and Cyriaque don’t actually exist, that we created a bunch of self aware computer programs that create content that we publish under various pseudonyms. I want to crush this rumor completely, and I’d ask that you all cooperate by ignoring the fact that, if you rearrange the letters in Tom’s full name, it spells BROCKWAY IS ROBOTS. Those rumors are silly. The event at Barnes and Noble is still on. Come meet Cracked and the After Hours gang and get your books and faces signed!
Hey friends, sorry for the confusion but we will NOT be at Meltdown next week. Catch us on Tuesday in Santa Monica instead!