Wow, they’ll put anyone on The Daily Show these days. (x)

Wow, they’ll put anyone on The Daily Show these days. (x)

Too Often a Conversation
Me: [Presents a strange yet interesting fact that changes someone's worldview]
Them: Oh, yeah, I read that article on Cracked.
Me: [Windless sails]

codyjohnston:

cracked:

Please buy neil-gaiman's new thing and tell them Cracked sent you, we wanna have pretty ads forever.

Just casually reblogging Neil Gaiman reblogging where I work because maybe this will never happen again.

THAT HAPPENED

I just want to be blogged from CRACKED and that seems possible today.

Doubt it

cracked:

We have a sigil. You need a t-shirt. Let’s do this.

Wait we get decapitated?

cracked:

We have a sigil. You need a t-shirt. Let’s do this.

Wait we get decapitated?

ohmygodwaytoolong:

Hi welcome to my guided tour of the cracked offices thanks that’s my guided tour of the cracked offices

You’re fired.

ohmygodwaytoolong:

Hi welcome to my guided tour of the cracked offices thanks that’s my guided tour of the cracked offices

You’re fired.

You made it through the school year! Time to actually enjoy knowing something.

You made it through the school year! Time to actually enjoy knowing something.

celebrationoftheself:

cracked:

dontevercallmesweetheart:

Mara Wilson writes for Cracked.com. Mara Wilson played Matilda. Sometimes you just rock, Universe. 

Yes she does! And did you know the Faceless Old Woman might secretly live in our office? For all we know?

Actually, she’s in your house, lurking just out of your field of view and changing some of your books to other books.
Silly Cracked.

But then who’s been reorganizing all the objects in our office fridge? Pretty sure it’s either her or Swaim.

Wanna time travel? We’re collecting our publication’s baby pictures on Pinterest.

Wanna time travel? We’re collecting our publication’s baby pictures on Pinterest.

I managed to get onto Cracked during school until my media studies teacher saw the icon on the tab, shook his head and smirked. He said I should get off Cracked, but his eyes said "I'm about to go on there myself"

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