thisdanobrien:

cracked:

NASHVILLE: We will be in you Sept. 24th at 7:30pm. Our resident rapper-laureate MS Werd (Michael Swaim) is bringing Soren Bowie, Cody Johnston, Jack O’Brien, Daniel O’Brien, David Wong and more of your site favorites to Zanies Nashville with a veritable assfull of stand-up comedy, music, factoids, un-aired sketches, panels, podcasts, and list-formatted musings. Come meet the gang, hear some things, see some things, think some things, and who knows…maybe even feel some things, too.* It’s the biggest CRACKED show ever, and it’s happening near you! OH, FRABJOUS DAY!
*Not a guarantee. Offer not valid for sociopaths.

That’s right! We’ve heard your requests to bring the Cracked Live Experience on the road and we decided “Okay will go to one other place.” Come see us in Nashville next month doing jokes, signing things, running around and eating very spicy chicken. I’ll be performing ten minutes of brand new stand-up and 24 hours of not new being uncomfortable in crowds.

thisdanobrien:

cracked:

NASHVILLE: We will be in you Sept. 24th at 7:30pmOur resident rapper-laureate MS Werd (Michael Swaim) is bringing Soren Bowie, Cody Johnston, Jack O’Brien, Daniel O’Brien, David Wong and more of your site favorites to Zanies Nashville with a veritable assfull of stand-up comedy, music, factoids, un-aired sketches, panels, podcasts, and list-formatted musings. Come meet the gang, hear some things, see some things, think some things, and who knows…maybe even feel some things, too.* It’s the biggest CRACKED show ever, and it’s happening near you! OH, FRABJOUS DAY!

*Not a guarantee. Offer not valid for sociopaths.

That’s right! We’ve heard your requests to bring the Cracked Live Experience on the road and we decided “Okay will go to one other place.” Come see us in Nashville next month doing jokes, signing things, running around and eating very spicy chicken. I’ll be performing ten minutes of brand new stand-up and 24 hours of not new being uncomfortable in crowds.
NASHVILLE: We will be in you Sept. 24th at 7:30pm. Our resident rapper-laureate MS Werd (Michael Swaim) is bringing Soren Bowie, Cody Johnston, Jack O’Brien, Daniel O’Brien, David Wong and more of your site favorites to Zanies Nashville with a veritable assfull of stand-up comedy, music, factoids, un-aired sketches, panels, podcasts, and list-formatted musings. Come meet the gang, hear some things, see some things, think some things, and who knows…maybe even feel some things, too.* It’s the biggest CRACKED show ever, and it’s happening near you! OH, FRABJOUS DAY!
*Not a guarantee. Offer not valid for sociopaths.

NASHVILLE: We will be in you Sept. 24th at 7:30pmOur resident rapper-laureate MS Werd (Michael Swaim) is bringing Soren Bowie, Cody Johnston, Jack O’Brien, Daniel O’Brien, David Wong and more of your site favorites to Zanies Nashville with a veritable assfull of stand-up comedy, music, factoids, un-aired sketches, panels, podcasts, and list-formatted musings. Come meet the gang, hear some things, see some things, think some things, and who knows…maybe even feel some things, too.* It’s the biggest CRACKED show ever, and it’s happening near you! OH, FRABJOUS DAY!

*Not a guarantee. Offer not valid for sociopaths.

From the worst dating profile ever created to the ultimate Tarantino revenge fantasy and Breaking Bad for kids, here are Cracked director Adam Ganser’s favorite videos.

Wanna time travel? We’re collecting our publication’s baby pictures on Pinterest.

Wanna time travel? We’re collecting our publication’s baby pictures on Pinterest.

Yes, that’s the correct year. In 1958 President Eisenhower was still writing his military-industrial complex speech, the Giants and Dodgers were playing their first seasons in California, and Cracked The Magazine began its mission to be better-ish than Mad Magazine through totally original imitation. We’ve come a long way and become a completely different thing since then, but we haven’t forgotten that our brand’s got an old school pre-Internet vibe that’s totally classic. We’re printing this design by Mattographer in four colors, all of them in limited quantities (and the swellest typeface we could find). Get one before we run out, or only have that color you don’t think looks good on you. You know the one. [GET IT HERE]

Yes, that’s the correct year. In 1958 President Eisenhower was still writing his military-industrial complex speech, the Giants and Dodgers were playing their first seasons in California, and Cracked The Magazine began its mission to be better-ish than Mad Magazine through totally original imitation. We’ve come a long way and become a completely different thing since then, but we haven’t forgotten that our brand’s got an old school pre-Internet vibe that’s totally classic. We’re printing this design by Mattographer in four colors, all of them in limited quantities (and the swellest typeface we could find). Get one before we run out, or only have that color you don’t think looks good on you. You know the one. [GET IT HERE]

blackandgoldkeywork:

cracked:

ucbcomedy:

This #rules. Check out this new video from our friends at Cracked, and never fret about how to name your fictional characters again. 

Awwwww UCB! You are true friends also what’s Amy Poehler like?

Cracked will be forever brilliant

So will you, stranger. So will you.

startthemachine:

Represent.

We’ve got a whole pin board for those old magazine covers, because even though we’re not that same publication anymore, we like fun illustrations like this as much as the next former-joke-mag:

startthemachine:

Represent.

We’ve got a whole pin board for those old magazine covers, because even though we’re not that same publication anymore, we like fun illustrations like this as much as the next former-joke-mag:

Wow, they’ll put anyone on The Daily Show these days. (x)

Wow, they’ll put anyone on The Daily Show these days. (x)

Too Often a Conversation
Me: [Presents a strange yet interesting fact that changes someone's worldview]
Them: Oh, yeah, I read that article on Cracked.
Me: [Windless sails]

codyjohnston:

cracked:

Please buy neil-gaiman's new thing and tell them Cracked sent you, we wanna have pretty ads forever.

Just casually reblogging Neil Gaiman reblogging where I work because maybe this will never happen again.

THAT HAPPENED