"We’re Cracked.com. We don’t tell you when to come to class, we don’t limit you to one major, and we’d never make you give us four entire years at the cost of a 139-foot three-cabin Italian yacht. We just sling funny factual information at you seven days a week, coach you on how to live, and offer you a safe place to experiment, free of judgment.”
No you’re the best. Thanks for being an alum.
Cracked is also one of my main forms of guest entertainment. I have a friend who goes on the site to catch up before we meet up so he can beat me to the best facts.
Free entertainment is the best entertainment.
We’re starting to run low on this “Elements of Cracked” shirt design, so if you like cool #fonts you might want to get on that. #Typography #StarTrek #Nickelodeon
Writing for me is 10% actual writing and 90% deciding what to eat/touching my hair/staring into space/changing music/tweeting/instagraming
I think it was Mark Twain who said “Writing is ten percent inspiration, ten percent coffee would help, ten percent maybe it’s that there’s not enough light in here is the problem I should open the blinds, ten percent oh now there’s a glare, ten percent CTRL T Facebook oh she got fat, ten percent should probably walk the dog, ten percent is it too early to start drinking well it’s 5 o’clock somewhere but is that actually true or just something people say CTRL T Google ‘is it actually always five o’clock?,’ ten percent writing doesn’t necessarily mean literally putting words on paper so technically I’ve been ‘writing’ all day, five percent inspiration.”
Who wants to lay that text over a Mark Twain pic for us?
Congratulations to nicklausse, the winner* of Cracked’s "Official" Make DOB & EML’s Mark Twain Joke A Macro Contest That Barely Even Qualifies As A Contest.
Honorable mentions go to australopithecusrex…
*Winner chosen arbitrarily and capriciously.
Done! (am I valentining the whole site, or are you parceling out individual writers? I’d like to know how many cards I need.)
No cards just emotions