thebrockway:

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If you’re surrounded by enough of this Pepto-Bismol hue…

…don’t even try to play your best college football (because you won’t).

THIS WEEK: Daniel O’Brien and Robert Brockway join Jack O’Brien to explore how pink is a performance-depressing drug, how red makes your customers better tippers, how blue helps prevent suicide, and more.

20 Ways Color and Background Noise Are Brainwashing You

All I’m saying is that, in the recording of this podcast, we made fun of babies for like a good twenty minutes. That is valuable and meaningful entertainment. 

Not only do nearly all mothers cradle their baby with their left arm (just because), but if they’re cradling with their right, they’re probably depressed. #CrackedClassic
5 Personal Things You Can Tell Just by Looking at Someone

Not only do nearly all mothers cradle their baby with their left arm (just because), but if they’re cradling with their right, they’re probably depressed. #CrackedClassic

5 Personal Things You Can Tell Just by Looking at Someone

blue-skies-sunrise:

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Christina H had a 12-pound baby AND STILL WROTE THIS COLUMN.
5 Ways Having a Baby Messes With Your Brain

I first took off (column writing, not animating) in the middle of the pregnancy because I was already getting overwhelmed, and I felt like a wuss doing so, because lots of other women work vigorous blue-collar-type jobs all the way through their pregnancies and I must be some kind of sissy taking it easy so early. But like our old used Ford Fairmont station wagon, I was constantly overheating, falling apart, and cornering like a cow. I just didn’t understand why I was holding up so much worse than all the other ladies I knew.

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Christina H. consistently has AMAZING articles. :D

blue-skies-sunrise:

cracked:

Christina H had a 12-pound baby AND STILL WROTE THIS COLUMN.

5 Ways Having a Baby Messes With Your Brain

I first took off (column writing, not animating) in the middle of the pregnancy because I was already getting overwhelmed, and I felt like a wuss doing so, because lots of other women work vigorous blue-collar-type jobs all the way through their pregnancies and I must be some kind of sissy taking it easy so early. But like our old used Ford Fairmont station wagon, I was constantly overheating, falling apart, and cornering like a cow. I just didn’t understand why I was holding up so much worse than all the other ladies I knew.

Read More

Christina H. consistently has AMAZING articles. :D

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Christina H had a 12-pound baby AND STILL WROTE THIS COLUMN.
5 Ways Having a Baby Messes With Your Brain

I first took off (column writing, not animating) in the middle of the pregnancy because I was already getting overwhelmed, and I felt like a wuss doing so, because lots of other women work vigorous blue-collar-type jobs all the way through their pregnancies and I must be some kind of sissy taking it easy so early. But like our old used Ford Fairmont station wagon, I was constantly overheating, falling apart, and cornering like a cow. I just didn’t understand why I was holding up so much worse than all the other ladies I knew.

Read More

Christina H had a 12-pound baby AND STILL WROTE THIS COLUMN.

5 Ways Having a Baby Messes With Your Brain

I first took off (column writing, not animating) in the middle of the pregnancy because I was already getting overwhelmed, and I felt like a wuss doing so, because lots of other women work vigorous blue-collar-type jobs all the way through their pregnancies and I must be some kind of sissy taking it easy so early. But like our old used Ford Fairmont station wagon, I was constantly overheating, falling apart, and cornering like a cow. I just didn’t understand why I was holding up so much worse than all the other ladies I knew.

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You were pretty much either a Dexter or a Dee Dee from birth. #CrackedClassic
6 Insane Things Science Can Predict About You at Infancy

You were pretty much either a Dexter or a Dee Dee from birth. #CrackedClassic

6 Insane Things Science Can Predict About You at Infancy

"We should put plastic bags around babies’ heads." — an actual good idea
4 Medical Technologies Straight Out of Horror Movies

The world of science fiction promised us everything from cancer-detecting capsules to flesh-healing lasers. But as our resources finally met our imagination, the one thing we never counted on was the enduring fact that the human body is, like, really gross.

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"We should put plastic bags around babies’ heads." — an actual good idea

4 Medical Technologies Straight Out of Horror Movies

The world of science fiction promised us everything from cancer-detecting capsules to flesh-healing lasers. But as our resources finally met our imagination, the one thing we never counted on was the enduring fact that the human body is, like, really gross.

Read More

"…and I’ll look down and whisper, ‘BINKY.’"
What 23 Famous Characters Looked Like as Kids

"…and I’ll look down and whisper, ‘BINKY.’"

What 23 Famous Characters Looked Like as Kids