As primitive as the first King Kong looked, even ‘70s Kong only had two facial expressions.
4 Famous Movies Hollywood Will Never Stop Remaking

#4. King Kong
It won’t be sequels that keep us in King Kong movies for the rest of our days. It will be special effects. See, no matter how good or bad the previous films may have been, until the 2005 remake, one fact remained the same throughout every single one of them: That gorilla looked fucking stupid. Peter Jackson fixed all that in 2005. It took a long time, but we’ve finally perfected the computer-generated gorilla. This, in turn, blows open a veritable Pandora’s box of potentially awful King Kong movie ideas. Now that we have our animal, it’s time to find out what it can do, and find out we will. Hollywood will make damn sure of it.

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As primitive as the first King Kong looked, even ‘70s Kong only had two facial expressions.

4 Famous Movies Hollywood Will Never Stop Remaking

#4. King Kong

It won’t be sequels that keep us in King Kong movies for the rest of our days. It will be special effects. See, no matter how good or bad the previous films may have been, until the 2005 remake, one fact remained the same throughout every single one of them: That gorilla looked fucking stupid. Peter Jackson fixed all that in 2005. It took a long time, but we’ve finally perfected the computer-generated gorilla. This, in turn, blows open a veritable Pandora’s box of potentially awful King Kong movie ideas. Now that we have our animal, it’s time to find out what it can do, and find out we will. Hollywood will make damn sure of it.

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