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4 Absurdly Specific Pop Culture Questions Answered by Fans

#4. How Much Would a Kaiju Pee?
A deep sea researcher from the U.S. National Evolutionary Synthesis Center who goes by the pen name Dr. M over at Deepseanews.com attempted to mathematically explain the eating and digestive patterns of the kaiju from Pacific Rim. He made a pit stop in their urinary canals along the way. Everything in an animal’s biology scales with size, so he used the equations biologists use to calculate how much food different types of animals need to live and scaled them up to the weights of the kaiju in the movie. It’s hard to tell what earthly animals kaiju are most like, so he did the math for the likely candidates — mammals, birds, reptiles, marine fish, and crustaceans —to cover all the bases.

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The more you know (about useless stuff (seriously why this (it’s insane)))!

4 Absurdly Specific Pop Culture Questions Answered by Fans

#4. How Much Would a Kaiju Pee?

A deep sea researcher from the U.S. National Evolutionary Synthesis Center who goes by the pen name Dr. M over at Deepseanews.com attempted to mathematically explain the eating and digestive patterns of the kaiju from Pacific Rim. He made a pit stop in their urinary canals along the way. Everything in an animal’s biology scales with size, so he used the equations biologists use to calculate how much food different types of animals need to live and scaled them up to the weights of the kaiju in the movie. It’s hard to tell what earthly animals kaiju are most like, so he did the math for the likely candidates — mammals, birds, reptiles, marine fish, and crustaceans —to cover all the bases.

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