“‘Got Milk?’ Ha ha. Hi, I’m literally the only major movie character who doesn’t need calcium.”
5 Movie Tie-In Ads With Subversive Anti-Capitalism Messages

#5. Wolverine Warns You Against the Danger of Milk
Look, I understand that you guys are a milk company and not a scrawny dork wasting his life on mindless consumption, but that’s not true at all. For one thing, the metal only adds 100 pounds to his body weight, so it’s not an absurdly heavy metal. For another, the adamantium improves the strength of his skeleton structure, because that’s the point. If you said the guy needed to stay active and eat his vegetables, that would’ve been one thing, but bone strength is literally the only thing this guy doesn’t have to worry about, and that’s the whole goddamn point of his character. Suggesting that he has to watch his calcium intake for his health is like saying that Pacific Rim's Jaegers would rust because they're made of solid iron: You clearly just wandered into the wrong theater. Go watch something boring instead.

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“‘Got Milk?’ Ha ha. Hi, I’m literally the only major movie character who doesn’t need calcium.”

5 Movie Tie-In Ads With Subversive Anti-Capitalism Messages

#5. Wolverine Warns You Against the Danger of Milk

Look, I understand that you guys are a milk company and not a scrawny dork wasting his life on mindless consumption, but that’s not true at all. For one thing, the metal only adds 100 pounds to his body weight, so it’s not an absurdly heavy metal. For another, the adamantium improves the strength of his skeleton structure, because that’s the point. If you said the guy needed to stay active and eat his vegetables, that would’ve been one thing, but bone strength is literally the only thing this guy doesn’t have to worry about, and that’s the whole goddamn point of his character. Suggesting that he has to watch his calcium intake for his health is like saying that Pacific Rim's Jaegers would rust because they're made of solid iron: You clearly just wandered into the wrong theater. Go watch something boring instead.

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