"I promised my kids they could have friends if they froze doing labor for me." — a cool dad?
5 TV Commercials That Accidentally Made Life Look Depressing

#5. Verizon’s Friends & Family Share Plan
The family in this commercial has completely fallen apart. First of all, a jacket hastily thrown over what appears to be a tank top made out of one-ply toilet paper is not the proper attire for “freezing” weather, as the dad described it. But the kids don’t give a fuck, because every second wasted putting on more clothing is another second spent not talking on the phone to their friends, the only people in their lives who truly matter to them. 

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"I promised my kids they could have friends if they froze doing labor for me." — a cool dad?

5 TV Commercials That Accidentally Made Life Look Depressing

#5. Verizon’s Friends & Family Share Plan

The family in this commercial has completely fallen apart. First of all, a jacket hastily thrown over what appears to be a tank top made out of one-ply toilet paper is not the proper attire for “freezing” weather, as the dad described it. But the kids don’t give a fuck, because every second wasted putting on more clothing is another second spent not talking on the phone to their friends, the only people in their lives who truly matter to them. 

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