Wow! It’s like none of them have intestinal distress!
4 Things That TV Commercials Will Never Show You

#3. The Sketchiness of Any Place Open Late
As a person who regularly stays up late, I know a thing or two about the atmosphere surrounding any place that’s open late. Obviously, Taco Bell doesn’t attract roaming gangs of break dancers and DJs once the clock strikes midnight, as if their tacos were gremlins that turned into people looking to jam in the moonlight. … [In ads,] no one is paranoid of the creeps in the night. No one is a belligerent drunk trying to put sloppy, half-assed midnight cheeseburgers inside of themselves, effectively loading their stomach guns so they can rapid-fire burger vomit along the side of the road a few minutes later. And no one looks like they want to rob you because it’s past midnight and the law is getting some shut eye.

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Wow! It’s like none of them have intestinal distress!

4 Things That TV Commercials Will Never Show You

#3. The Sketchiness of Any Place Open Late

As a person who regularly stays up late, I know a thing or two about the atmosphere surrounding any place that’s open late. Obviously, Taco Bell doesn’t attract roaming gangs of break dancers and DJs once the clock strikes midnight, as if their tacos were gremlins that turned into people looking to jam in the moonlight. … [In ads,] no one is paranoid of the creeps in the night. No one is a belligerent drunk trying to put sloppy, half-assed midnight cheeseburgers inside of themselves, effectively loading their stomach guns so they can rapid-fire burger vomit along the side of the road a few minutes later. And no one looks like they want to rob you because it’s past midnight and the law is getting some shut eye.

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