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5 Complaints About Modern Teens (That Are Statistically BS)

#5. “Stupid Kids Today Are Pregnant Before They Can Even Drive”
Hold up there, old timers. It turns out that you were the fuck-happy dick slingers. We’re not just comparing our grandparents’ generation with the current one, either. The 1950s absolutely demolishes every other modern world decade in teenage pregnancy. With the exception of a small spike in the 1990s, teen pregnancy has been steadily on the decline since the only form of birth control was sobriety or homosexuality. Take note of those years, teens. It’s not just your grandparents we’re talking about — it’s also your parents.

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Hey millenials: John Cheese has the most wonderful stats for you.

5 Complaints About Modern Teens (That Are Statistically BS)

#5. “Stupid Kids Today Are Pregnant Before They Can Even Drive”

Hold up there, old timers. It turns out that you were the fuck-happy dick slingers. We’re not just comparing our grandparents’ generation with the current one, either. The 1950s absolutely demolishes every other modern world decade in teenage pregnancy. With the exception of a small spike in the 1990s, teen pregnancy has been steadily on the decline since the only form of birth control was sobriety or homosexuality. Take note of those years, teens. It’s not just your grandparents we’re talking about — it’s also your parents.

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