Pro tip: if you don’t want cops spelunking in your rectum, make sure you don’t…not commit crimes?
5 Terrifying Ways Police Can Legally Screw You Over

#5. Throw You in Jail and Repeatedly Strip Search You (Even if You’re Innocent)
Take the case of Albert Florence, the last guy you’d imagine getting shit from the cops: As a happily married family man with a spotless record, he was the definition of an average, non-threatening middle-class dude. This did little to save him from the long, overly grabby hand of justice when a cop pulled him and his wife (who was driving) over for speeding … and promptly arrested Florence. Their computer said he had an unpaid fine from seven years ago, and thus he had an arrest warrant on his ass. So, off to jail he went, where they kept him locked away for a full week.
Florence’s only entertainment in the strange pit of despair his life had suddenly become were the two full-on strip searches he had to go through, complete with the whole “lift your balls in front of observers and cough” experience.

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Pro tip: if you don’t want cops spelunking in your rectum, make sure you don’t…not commit crimes?

5 Terrifying Ways Police Can Legally Screw You Over

#5. Throw You in Jail and Repeatedly Strip Search You (Even if You’re Innocent)

Take the case of Albert Florence, the last guy you’d imagine getting shit from the cops: As a happily married family man with a spotless record, he was the definition of an average, non-threatening middle-class dude. This did little to save him from the long, overly grabby hand of justice when a cop pulled him and his wife (who was driving) over for speeding … and promptly arrested Florence. Their computer said he had an unpaid fine from seven years ago, and thus he had an arrest warrant on his ass. So, off to jail he went, where they kept him locked away for a full week.

Florence’s only entertainment in the strange pit of despair his life had suddenly become were the two full-on strip searches he had to go through, complete with the whole “lift your balls in front of observers and cough” experience.

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