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5 Traits You Think You Control (But Totally Don’t)

#5. Your Political Preferences
Scientists found that there are actual physical differences in how Democrat and Republican brains function. The skull-sponges of Democrats focus on broad social connectedness, meaning that they value friends and the world at large. Meanwhile, Republican gray matter exhibits narrow social connectedness, which means they value family and country above all. You may recognize these traits as the exact goddamn cookie-cutter stereotypes every halfwit pundit always tries to force supporters of both parties into.

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Close your political news tabs. Your brain’s got this.

5 Traits You Think You Control (But Totally Don’t)

#5. Your Political Preferences

Scientists found that there are actual physical differences in how Democrat and Republican brains function. The skull-sponges of Democrats focus on broad social connectedness, meaning that they value friends and the world at large. Meanwhile, Republican gray matter exhibits narrow social connectedness, which means they value family and country above all. You may recognize these traits as the exact goddamn cookie-cutter stereotypes every halfwit pundit always tries to force supporters of both parties into.

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    INTERESTING! But also the conclusions drawn are slightly misleading…:D
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