Maybe they couldn’t fit “Self-Induced” on the cover.
5 Classic Children’s Books With Horrible Hidden Messages

#5. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Preaches the Worst Kind of Entitled Fatalism
Most of Alexander’s issues are entirely his fault. He wakes up with gum in his hair — maybe you should stop chewing gum in bed, Alex. He trips on his skateboard that he left on the floor — pick up your shit, Alex. His teacher likes his friend’s picture better than his — because Alexander didn’t draw anything. Draw something, Alex.

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Maybe they couldn’t fit “Self-Induced” on the cover.

5 Classic Children’s Books With Horrible Hidden Messages

#5. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Preaches the Worst Kind of Entitled Fatalism

Most of Alexander’s issues are entirely his fault. He wakes up with gum in his hair — maybe you should stop chewing gum in bed, Alex. He trips on his skateboard that he left on the floor — pick up your shit, Alex. His teacher likes his friend’s picture better than his — because Alexander didn’t draw anything. Draw something, Alex.

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