Adam Tod Brown fixed that “Parental Advisory” for you.
7 Warning Labels Modern Music Desperately Needs

#7. Still Sounds Nothing Like the Old Stuff
I’ve said before that I think criticizing bands for changing their sound is usually a bullshit complaint, but people complain about it nonetheless, and as the old saying goes, “Where there are people complaining, there are people who need to shut right the fuck up.” People who whine about bands not making the exact same album 10 times in a row need to do just that, and this label might help. Say goodbye to the days of going online to complain that Metallica’s St. Anger album doesn’t sound anything like Ride the Lightning, because duh, motherfucker, it says so right on the label.

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Adam Tod Brown fixed that “Parental Advisory” for you.

7 Warning Labels Modern Music Desperately Needs

#7. Still Sounds Nothing Like the Old Stuff

I’ve said before that I think criticizing bands for changing their sound is usually a bullshit complaint, but people complain about it nonetheless, and as the old saying goes, “Where there are people complaining, there are people who need to shut right the fuck up.” People who whine about bands not making the exact same album 10 times in a row need to do just that, and this label might help. Say goodbye to the days of going online to complain that Metallica’s St. Anger album doesn’t sound anything like Ride the Lightning, because duh, motherfucker, it says so right on the label.

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