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How a Comedy Article Got Me Placed On the No-Fly List

I wrote a book about president fighting called How to Fight Presidents, which just came out today. It’s a comedic nonfiction book that teaches you, appropriately enough, how to beat the crap out of every single lunatic who ran this country. 
Or not every president. People who buy the book might notice that I’ve curiously left out every president that’s still alive currently. Well, when you do the kind of research associated with this subject matter (Google “Bill+Clinton+weaknesses”), certain flags are raised, flags that the government takes notice of. Flags I know intimately. While working on this book, I made the very misguided decision to write and publish a (satirical) article on Cracked advocating committing certain crimes against the president.

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Read this before DOB gets taken away for good.

How a Comedy Article Got Me Placed On the No-Fly List

I wrote a book about president fighting called How to Fight Presidents, which just came out today. It’s a comedic nonfiction book that teaches you, appropriately enough, how to beat the crap out of every single lunatic who ran this country. 

Or not every president. People who buy the book might notice that I’ve curiously left out every president that’s still alive currently. Well, when you do the kind of research associated with this subject matter (Google “Bill+Clinton+weaknesses”), certain flags are raised, flags that the government takes notice of. Flags I know intimately. While working on this book, I made the very misguided decision to write and publish a (satirical) article on Cracked advocating committing certain crimes against the president.

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