BREAKING: Benedict Cumberbatch is no longer the Britishiest person ever to British Britishly.
4 Internal Memos That Revealed Weirdly Embarrassing Problems

#3. British Commander Has Had It Up to Here With Sandwiches
Major General James Cowan sent a scathing letter of etiquette instructions to soldiers stationed at Bulford Camp in Wiltshire, England. Complaint #1: sandwiches. No more sandwiches for soldiers, because Major General Cowan was fucking sick of seeing people eat with their hands.
Complaint #2: fork placement. For this we just have to quote the letter: “The fork should always go in the left hand and the knife in the right.” Not too bad, right? But then he goes on to say: “The knife and fork should remain in the bottom third of the plate and never be laid down in the top half,” which is the part of the letter where everyone wishes they had been deployed to Iraq instead.

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BREAKING: Benedict Cumberbatch is no longer the Britishiest person ever to British Britishly.

4 Internal Memos That Revealed Weirdly Embarrassing Problems

#3. British Commander Has Had It Up to Here With Sandwiches

Major General James Cowan sent a scathing letter of etiquette instructions to soldiers stationed at Bulford Camp in Wiltshire, England. Complaint #1: sandwiches. No more sandwiches for soldiers, because Major General Cowan was fucking sick of seeing people eat with their hands.

Complaint #2: fork placement. For this we just have to quote the letter: “The fork should always go in the left hand and the knife in the right.” Not too bad, right? But then he goes on to say: “The knife and fork should remain in the bottom third of the plate and never be laid down in the top half,” which is the part of the letter where everyone wishes they had been deployed to Iraq instead.

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