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4 Reasons This New Movie Is Everything Wrong With Hollywood

#4. This Is a $1 Million Pitch
According to the article, Winter’s Knight is a reimagining of the origin of Santa Claus, putting St. Nicholas in the mix with Viking elements. So, St. Nicholas, a fourth-century Greek bishop famous for putting gold into people’s shoes, is going to somehow travel halfway across the known world and do battle with Vikings.

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Congrats on selling a screenplay, Cocaine Itself!

4 Reasons This New Movie Is Everything Wrong With Hollywood

#4. This Is a $1 Million Pitch

According to the article, Winter’s Knight is a reimagining of the origin of Santa Claus, putting St. Nicholas in the mix with Viking elements. So, St. Nicholas, a fourth-century Greek bishop famous for putting gold into people’s shoes, is going to somehow travel halfway across the known world and do battle with Vikings.

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