Who will stop that dastardly Spider-Man?
6 Realistic Changes That Would Improve Superhero Movies

#6. Superhero Refuses to Foil a Bank Robbery
Foiling bank robbers was once the easiest way to show a superhero standing up for justice. Now it’s the laziest way to show a scriptwriter not paying attention for 70 years. … Modern banks are protected by insurance networks more indestructible than adamantium. … Even if the bank were to fail, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation ensures people get their money back. Which means your hero isn’t fighting for justice but lowering insurance premiums. Which they’ll negate by smashing the place up and killing people. 

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Who will stop that dastardly Spider-Man?

6 Realistic Changes That Would Improve Superhero Movies

#6. Superhero Refuses to Foil a Bank Robbery

Foiling bank robbers was once the easiest way to show a superhero standing up for justice. Now it’s the laziest way to show a scriptwriter not paying attention for 70 years. … Modern banks are protected by insurance networks more indestructible than adamantium. … Even if the bank were to fail, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation ensures people get their money back. Which means your hero isn’t fighting for justice but lowering insurance premiums. Which they’ll negate by smashing the place up and killing people. 

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