The past is a foreign country, where they do their own combo moves.
4 Insane Ways Video Games Changed During My 9-Year Hiatus

#4. Games Will Play Themselves Now if We’d Like
The New Super Mario Brothers and Donkey Kong Country Returns both have Super Guide features where, if you die enough times, the game offers to finish the level for you. … You know those crappy parents who will gladly finish their child’s homework if the tyke struggles too much? This is the same thing, only slightly less detrimental to humanity. Another game, called Bayonetta, streamlines the process even further by including an Automatic mode, perfect for any hardcore gamer who finds “Very Easy” to be the most frustrating thing on the planet. … Now you’re just ordering your parents to do your homework, which they’ll gladly do because otherwise you’ll feel bad and that’s child abuse now apparently.

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The past is a foreign country, where they do their own combo moves.

4 Insane Ways Video Games Changed During My 9-Year Hiatus

#4. Games Will Play Themselves Now if We’d Like

The New Super Mario Brothers and Donkey Kong Country Returns both have Super Guide features where, if you die enough times, the game offers to finish the level for you. … You know those crappy parents who will gladly finish their child’s homework if the tyke struggles too much? This is the same thing, only slightly less detrimental to humanity. Another game, called Bayonetta, streamlines the process even further by including an Automatic mode, perfect for any hardcore gamer who finds “Very Easy” to be the most frustrating thing on the planet. … Now you’re just ordering your parents to do your homework, which they’ll gladly do because otherwise you’ll feel bad and that’s child abuse now apparently.

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