If that’s not your idea of meeting people, John Cheese can help.
5 Tips for Awkward People Looking to Make New Friends

#5. Know Your Settings
This is going to sound like No Shit 101 to people who don’t scream with unbridled terror when someone makes eye contact, but there are some places that just aren’t meant for meeting people. You hear stories from time to time about “I met my wife (or best friend, or cuckold partner) at the grocery store. I bumped into her cart, and we’ve been together ever since!” Then we combine that story with Chad Suave’s advice on just walking up and saying hi, and things get weird.
Because of our lack of experience, we don’t recognize that those stories are the result of a social lottery — as rare as being thanked for farting in an elevator.

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If that’s not your idea of meeting people, John Cheese can help.

5 Tips for Awkward People Looking to Make New Friends

#5. Know Your Settings

This is going to sound like No Shit 101 to people who don’t scream with unbridled terror when someone makes eye contact, but there are some places that just aren’t meant for meeting people. You hear stories from time to time about “I met my wife (or best friend, or cuckold partner) at the grocery store. I bumped into her cart, and we’ve been together ever since!” Then we combine that story with Chad Suave’s advice on just walking up and saying hi, and things get weird.

Because of our lack of experience, we don’t recognize that those stories are the result of a social lottery — as rare as being thanked for farting in an elevator.

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