"I didn’t believe it at first. Surely Threepio must have said something like ‘My word! The Ewoks believe me to be a God,’ or Leia must have said, ‘We need to stay here and help the Ewok rebellion,’ or Han must have said, ‘Tonight we dine on the soft meat of our fallen hairy comrades. ‘Ewoks,’ or some shit. Wait, ‘Ewoks’? Well that’s stupid and lazy, that’s clearly just a syllabic reversal on ‘Wookiee.”" #CrackedClassic
4 Famous Pop Culture Moments Everyone Remembers Incorrectly

"I didn’t believe it at first. Surely Threepio must have said something like ‘My word! The Ewoks believe me to be a God,’ or Leia must have said, ‘We need to stay here and help the Ewok rebellion,’ or Han must have said, ‘Tonight we dine on the soft meat of our fallen hairy comrades. ‘Ewoks,’ or some shit. Wait, ‘Ewoks’? Well that’s stupid and lazy, that’s clearly just a syllabic reversal on ‘Wookiee.”" #CrackedClassic

4 Famous Pop Culture Moments Everyone Remembers Incorrectly

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    I feel like a pit just opened in my stomach at the sudden realization of this. (It does say “Ewok” in the credits...
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    I really didn’t believe this one at first until I checked the Return of the Jedi script. There are 80 instances of the...
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