"Drifloons are all attempted, and apparently sometimes successful, child snatchers. According to the official in-game descriptions, they try to pull away children who grab them, and any kid who mistakes Drifloons for balloons ‘could wind up missing.’ Suddenly the game where you make lightning squirrels murder fire dogs doesn’t sound so innocent, does it?" — Mark Hill, '4 Creepy Ways Pokemon Changed Since You Stopped Playing’

"Drifloons are all attempted, and apparently sometimes successful, child snatchers. According to the official in-game descriptions, they try to pull away children who grab them, and any kid who mistakes Drifloons for balloons ‘could wind up missing.’ Suddenly the game where you make lightning squirrels murder fire dogs doesn’t sound so innocent, does it?" — Mark Hill, '4 Creepy Ways Pokemon Changed Since You Stopped Playing’

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