Yeah but then what?
5 Movie Happy Endings That Are About to Go Horribly Wrong

#5. Django Unchained — Django Would Be Dead Within Hours
The movie makes a big deal of the fact that Django and his wife have their freedom papers, but what the hell is that going to count for once details of Django’s slaughter get out? Again, this wasn’t some nobody he shot down — it was a wealthy landowner from a wealthy family with powerful friends. The killer’s punishment would be swift and brutal even if he was white. But when it’s that man, committing that crime, in that era? Shit, we’re not even sure he’d be safe in the North. Not that he’d ever make it there.

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Yeah but then what?

5 Movie Happy Endings That Are About to Go Horribly Wrong

#5. Django Unchained — Django Would Be Dead Within Hours

The movie makes a big deal of the fact that Django and his wife have their freedom papers, but what the hell is that going to count for once details of Django’s slaughter get out? Again, this wasn’t some nobody he shot down — it was a wealthy landowner from a wealthy family with powerful friends. The killer’s punishment would be swift and brutal even if he was white. But when it’s that man, committing that crime, in that era? Shit, we’re not even sure he’d be safe in the North. Not that he’d ever make it there.

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