When it’s crowded, the metal soy thingie has a password.
5 Sentences You Never Have to Finish

#4. The “Excuse Me, I Just … (Need Something You’re in the Way Of)”
You’re in some place with lots of people — people you don’t really know or ever have cause to speak to. Let’s say it’s a Starbucks. You’ve got your coffee and you need to add some milk or nutmeg or whatever you like to put into your coffee. But the Starbucks fixin’s bar is flooded with a gaggle of commuters all very much in their own coffee creation worlds, oblivious to your need for that thermos of milk they’re currently blocking you from. What do you do? Well, if you’re like me, you say “Excuse me” and give just the barest explanation for the intrusion. I tend to say “Excuse me, I just …” and then point meekly to the milk they’re blocking. I’m not sure why I don’t finish the sentence. I just don’t.

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When it’s crowded, the metal soy thingie has a password.

5 Sentences You Never Have to Finish

#4. The “Excuse Me, I Just … (Need Something You’re in the Way Of)”

You’re in some place with lots of people — people you don’t really know or ever have cause to speak to. Let’s say it’s a Starbucks. You’ve got your coffee and you need to add some milk or nutmeg or whatever you like to put into your coffee. But the Starbucks fixin’s bar is flooded with a gaggle of commuters all very much in their own coffee creation worlds, oblivious to your need for that thermos of milk they’re currently blocking you from. What do you do? Well, if you’re like me, you say “Excuse me” and give just the barest explanation for the intrusion. I tend to say “Excuse me, I just …” and then point meekly to the milk they’re blocking. I’m not sure why I don’t finish the sentence. I just don’t.

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