If you build it, they will [can YOU fill in the punchline???].
4 Things I Learned from the Worst Online Dating Profile Ever

In making this profile, I made sure my creation touched on every major facet of being truly horrible: mean, spoiled, lazy, racist, manipulative, and willfully ignorant, and I threw in a little gold digging just for funzies. I maintain that there is not a human on this planet who would read this profile and think, “Yes, I’d like to spend any amount of the fleeting time I’m given on my journey around the sun getting to know this person.”
She got 150 messages in 24 hours.

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If you build it, they will [can YOU fill in the punchline???].

4 Things I Learned from the Worst Online Dating Profile Ever

In making this profile, I made sure my creation touched on every major facet of being truly horrible: mean, spoiled, lazy, racist, manipulative, and willfully ignorant, and I threw in a little gold digging just for funzies. I maintain that there is not a human on this planet who would read this profile and think, “Yes, I’d like to spend any amount of the fleeting time I’m given on my journey around the sun getting to know this person.”

She got 150 messages in 24 hours.

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