No Mall Santa could compete with a Mall Mythical Ogress Gryla.
6 Badass Old-Timey Christmas Mascots (We Need to Bring Back)

#6. The Yule Family
Iceland’s favorite Christmas creatures are known as the Yule family. They may sound like a happy congregation of elves, but don’t be deceived by the soppy name: The family actually consists of a horde of trolls and their pet monster, Yule Cat, a giant demonic feline that stalks the land after the presents have been exchanged and eats everyone who isn’t wearing new clothes. Because fuck your Christmas, poor people.

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No Mall Santa could compete with a Mall Mythical Ogress Gryla.

6 Badass Old-Timey Christmas Mascots (We Need to Bring Back)

#6. The Yule Family

Iceland’s favorite Christmas creatures are known as the Yule family. They may sound like a happy congregation of elves, but don’t be deceived by the soppy name: The family actually consists of a horde of trolls and their pet monster, Yule Cat, a giant demonic feline that stalks the land after the presents have been exchanged and eats everyone who isn’t wearing new clothes. Because fuck your Christmas, poor people.

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