Finally: a grass version of a powdered wig for a slave owner.
The 7 Worst Gifts People Seem to Give Every Christmas

#6. Chia Pets
I am utterly, desperately unable to even fathom how these still exist. They were the butt of jokes in the 1980s, and yet they keep being mass produced and sold. I know they’re new because they have Obama Chia Pets now. For the love of God, who keeps buying them? Grass grows literally everywhere that isn’t a swamp, a desert, or some other assorted hellscape. It’s the least impressive plant on the planet. Giving Chia Pets to people is like giving them discarded Starbucks coffee cups, or free clinic condoms.

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Finally: a grass version of a powdered wig for a slave owner.

The 7 Worst Gifts People Seem to Give Every Christmas

#6. Chia Pets

I am utterly, desperately unable to even fathom how these still exist. They were the butt of jokes in the 1980s, and yet they keep being mass produced and sold. I know they’re new because they have Obama Chia Pets now. For the love of God, who keeps buying them? Grass grows literally everywhere that isn’t a swamp, a desert, or some other assorted hellscape. It’s the least impressive plant on the planet. Giving Chia Pets to people is like giving them discarded Starbucks coffee cups, or free clinic condoms.

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