"And that’s how we won the Cold War."
The 5 Most Hilariously Insane Secret Plots from History

#2. Intimidating the Soviet Union With Enormous American Dicks
In the early 1950s, the CIA used weather balloons to smuggle propaganda past the Iron Curtain.  … [CIA agent Frank] Wisner wanted to escalate the balloon campaign to include small baskets of “Made in the USA” goods. These would ostensibly be humanitarian aid, or serve as examples of the miracle of capitalism, but their true purpose was more sinister — among the goods would be packets of jumbo extra-large condoms labeled “small” or “medium.” The goal was to intimidate the Soviets by convincing them that all Americans had huge dongs (or possibly to reduce morale by convincing the Soviets that their li’l Reds were not so menacing after all).

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"And that’s how we won the Cold War."

The 5 Most Hilariously Insane Secret Plots from History

#2. Intimidating the Soviet Union With Enormous American Dicks

In the early 1950s, the CIA used weather balloons to smuggle propaganda past the Iron Curtain.  … [CIA agent Frank] Wisner wanted to escalate the balloon campaign to include small baskets of “Made in the USA” goods. These would ostensibly be humanitarian aid, or serve as examples of the miracle of capitalism, but their true purpose was more sinister — among the goods would be packets of jumbo extra-large condoms labeled “small” or “medium.” The goal was to intimidate the Soviets by convincing them that all Americans had huge dongs (or possibly to reduce morale by convincing the Soviets that their li’l Reds were not so menacing after all).

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