No doll better represents the Christmas spirit, or the NSA.
6 Holiday Traditions We Should Stop Pretending to Enjoy

#4. The Elf on the Shelf
"The Elf on the Shelf" became a Christmas tradition when a book of the same name said it should back in 2005. Basically, it involves placing an elf doll somewhere in your home and telling your children that he’s there to watch them and report the findings directly to Santa Claus, which he does by going all the way back to the North Pole every single night. He then "returns" the next day, positioned in a new spot, where he can once again rule over your child’s behavior using nothing more than his dead-eyed stare.

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No doll better represents the Christmas spirit, or the NSA.

6 Holiday Traditions We Should Stop Pretending to Enjoy

#4. The Elf on the Shelf

"The Elf on the Shelf" became a Christmas tradition when a book of the same name said it should back in 2005. Basically, it involves placing an elf doll somewhere in your home and telling your children that he’s there to watch them and report the findings directly to Santa Claus, which he does by going all the way back to the North Pole every single night. He then "returns" the next day, positioned in a new spot, where he can once again rule over your child’s behavior using nothing more than his dead-eyed stare.

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