"……………" — John Belushi
The 5 Best Jokes Ever Told (Without a Single Word)

#3. Animal House — The Appropriate Response to Folk Music
If you’ve never seen Animal House, well then I’m guessing your life consists of being brought to orgasm nonstop by supermodels because that’s one of the few things more enjoyable than Animal House. On the small chance, however, that there have been two free hours in your life where you weren’t having hot sex with beautiful people, then I’d humbly suggest that you failed to make good use of your time.

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"……………" — John Belushi

The 5 Best Jokes Ever Told (Without a Single Word)

#3. Animal House — The Appropriate Response to Folk Music

If you’ve never seen Animal House, well then I’m guessing your life consists of being brought to orgasm nonstop by supermodels because that’s one of the few things more enjoyable than Animal House. On the small chance, however, that there have been two free hours in your life where you weren’t having hot sex with beautiful people, then I’d humbly suggest that you failed to make good use of your time.

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