Felix Clay: Writer, Sex-Haver, Photoshopper of Cartoon Queef-Bubbles.
The 5 Parts of Sex Porn Doesn’t Prepare You For

#5. Queefs
The human body can produce upward of 200 different sounds, and none is less appropriate in a sexual situation than a fart. Farting during sex is like breaking out your Three Stooges impression during a funeral or trying your hand at some of your favorite movie serial killer quotes while on the toilet in a mall bathroom.

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Felix Clay: Writer, Sex-Haver, Photoshopper of Cartoon Queef-Bubbles.

The 5 Parts of Sex Porn Doesn’t Prepare You For

#5. Queefs

The human body can produce upward of 200 different sounds, and none is less appropriate in a sexual situation than a fart. Farting during sex is like breaking out your Three Stooges impression during a funeral or trying your hand at some of your favorite movie serial killer quotes while on the toilet in a mall bathroom.

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    I fart during sex allll the time. Daddy says it’s how we say I love you in this family XD
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