Biblical Comedy Tip: lead with the heavenly fire shtick, then hit ‘em with the poop joke.
6 Filthy Jokes You Won’t Believe Are from the Bible

#4. Elijah Thinks Your God Is Probably Pooping
Elijah gets bored [with Baal’s worshippers] and unleashes the sarcasm:
"And at noon Elijah mocked them, saying, ‘Cry aloud, for he is a god. Either he is musing, or he is relieving himself, or he is on a journey, or perhaps he is asleep and must be awakened.’” (1 Kings 18:27, English Standard Version)
Some versions interpret the “relieving himself” part as simply “he’s busy” — but no, it’s “I bet your god hasn’t shown up because he’s taking a dump.”

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Biblical Comedy Tip: lead with the heavenly fire shtick, then hit ‘em with the poop joke.

6 Filthy Jokes You Won’t Believe Are from the Bible

#4. Elijah Thinks Your God Is Probably Pooping

Elijah gets bored [with Baal’s worshippers] and unleashes the sarcasm:

"And at noon Elijah mocked them, saying, ‘Cry aloud, for he is a god. Either he is musing, or he is relieving himself, or he is on a journey, or perhaps he is asleep and must be awakened.’” (1 Kings 18:27, English Standard Version)

Some versions interpret the “relieving himself” part as simply “he’s busy” — but no, it’s “I bet your god hasn’t shown up because he’s taking a dump.”

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