You can get out of the friend zone, or you can GET OUT OF THE FRIEND ZONE.
4 Friend Zone Cheat Codes (According to the Internet)

#4. The Experts Say: Improve Yourself
How It Works In Reality: Making yourself more attractive won’t hurt, but you have to remember: first impressions count, and you made yours long ago. 
Better Idea: Worsen Yourself. An even faster way out of the friend zone is to file the edges of whatever qualities made this person like you in the first place. Start dressing like someone who always gets a seat to himself on the bus. Go to the gym, but not to work out. Go there to eat in the smallest clothes you own.

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You can get out of the friend zone, or you can GET OUT OF THE FRIEND ZONE.

4 Friend Zone Cheat Codes (According to the Internet)

#4. The Experts Say: Improve Yourself

How It Works In Reality: Making yourself more attractive won’t hurt, but you have to remember: first impressions count, and you made yours long ago. 

Better Idea: Worsen Yourself. An even faster way out of the friend zone is to file the edges of whatever qualities made this person like you in the first place. Start dressing like someone who always gets a seat to himself on the bus. Go to the gym, but not to work out. Go there to eat in the smallest clothes you own.

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    I was half-prepared to get angry about the friendzone again but this was such a pleasant and funny surprise (and even...
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    cracked knocks it right the fuck out of the park
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    From experience, this sort of works ish
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    Endless variations of “be less nice" appear in these friend zone extrication guides. Depending on how utterly seedy the...
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    This one goes out to anyone who is upset that they have been friend zoned. To anyone who may feel that way towards me,...
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