Explain yourself, Christoph.
5 Clever Movie Schemes You Didn’t Realize Were Stupid

#5. Django Unchained — Django Assumes Racists Hate Money
Why the hell does Django have to be there at all? Schultz goes into Candie’s home pretending to be Django’s boss anyway. Why couldn’t he have just gone in alone and explained that he heard there was a slave who spoke German here (this was their excuse for being interested in Broomhilda in the actual movie, remember) and that he could use help translating some of the finer nuances of his enemy’s pleas for mercy?

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Explain yourself, Christoph.

5 Clever Movie Schemes You Didn’t Realize Were Stupid

#5. Django Unchained — Django Assumes Racists Hate Money

Why the hell does Django have to be there at all? Schultz goes into Candie’s home pretending to be Django’s boss anyway. Why couldn’t he have just gone in alone and explained that he heard there was a slave who spoke German here (this was their excuse for being interested in Broomhilda in the actual movie, remember) and that he could use help translating some of the finer nuances of his enemy’s pleas for mercy?

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