Don’t fall asleep (if there’s any likelihood you’ll dream about this).
The 5 Greatest Moments in Freddy Krueger’s Music Video

#4. Freddy Raps
Freddy actually delivers the first verse of the song, wherein he rattles off his name and address as if he’s filling out a Blockbuster membership application. He then invites us to stay and listen to the rest of the jam, as if looking away from the screen was still within the realm of possibility at this point… He spits another verse at the end of the song, employing the immortal 1980s rhyming device “My name is Freddy and I’m here to say …” while emphatically folding his arms. You know, like rappers do.

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Don’t fall asleep (if there’s any likelihood you’ll dream about this).

The 5 Greatest Moments in Freddy Krueger’s Music Video

#4. Freddy Raps

Freddy actually delivers the first verse of the song, wherein he rattles off his name and address as if he’s filling out a Blockbuster membership application. He then invites us to stay and listen to the rest of the jam, as if looking away from the screen was still within the realm of possibility at this point… He spits another verse at the end of the song, employing the immortal 1980s rhyming device “My name is Freddy and I’m here to say …” while emphatically folding his arms. You know, like rappers do.

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