"I’m innocent because science."
The 5 Strangest Ways Petty Criminals Escaped Punishment

#5. Dmitri Krioukov Uses the Power of Physics to Beat a Traffic Ticket
Krioukov was given a ticket for failing to stop at the designated stop sign. Said ticket was issued by a police officer, who saw the misdemeanor take place because he was observing the area with his own police eyes in his police head. However, Krioukov wasn’t about to let mere rock solid proof stand in his way. He took that shit to court, arguing that the officer in question mathematically could not have seen what he thought he saw. For proof, he whipped out a four-page academic paper he had written specifically for the judge.

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"I’m innocent because science."

The 5 Strangest Ways Petty Criminals Escaped Punishment

#5. Dmitri Krioukov Uses the Power of Physics to Beat a Traffic Ticket

Krioukov was given a ticket for failing to stop at the designated stop sign. Said ticket was issued by a police officer, who saw the misdemeanor take place because he was observing the area with his own police eyes in his police head. However, Krioukov wasn’t about to let mere rock solid proof stand in his way. He took that shit to court, arguing that the officer in question mathematically could not have seen what he thought he saw. For proof, he whipped out a four-page academic paper he had written specifically for the judge.

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