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6 Mistakes People Make During a Divorce

#4. Don’t Use Assets or Custody as a Weapon
The urge to fire back can be overwhelming. … Talking shit about your husband to your kids because “They deserve to know what kind of a person their father really is.” It’s a dirty, evil game, and nobody walks out of that unscathed. Using those things as weapons creates a lifelong hateful connection, and that’s not good for anyone. Trust me, you don’t want to support and validate their already negative perception of you. “I totally expected that kind of behavior from you. That’s just the type of person you are. It’s why we got divorced in the first place. Thanks for reminding me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an appointment to fuck all of your friends and three hobos.”

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Listen to John Cheese or risk Eisenberging your kid.

6 Mistakes People Make During a Divorce

#4. Don’t Use Assets or Custody as a Weapon

The urge to fire back can be overwhelming. … Talking shit about your husband to your kids because “They deserve to know what kind of a person their father really is.” It’s a dirty, evil game, and nobody walks out of that unscathed. Using those things as weapons creates a lifelong hateful connection, and that’s not good for anyone. Trust me, you don’t want to support and validate their already negative perception of you. “I totally expected that kind of behavior from you. That’s just the type of person you are. It’s why we got divorced in the first place. Thanks for reminding me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an appointment to fuck all of your friends and three hobos.”

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