"God says remodel."
5 Real People Who Life Never Stops Kicking in the Balls

#2. Melanie Martinez Loses Her Home to a Hurricane…Five Times
Martinez’s troubles began all the way back in 1965 when Hurricane Betsy destroyed her first home. Hurricane Juan took out her next house in 1985. After that, Martinez lived the next seven years in peace before Hurricane George came around to remind her that if you hit Thor’s car in a Safeway parking lot, you had better leave a goddamn note. Martinez lost her fourth home to Hurricane Katrina before her luck finally changed: A reality show by the name of Hideous Houses, hearing her horror story, decided to make over her run-down home in Braithwaite. The team spent $20,000 putting in new cupboards, appliances, and a sewing room.
That was in 2012. The year of Hurricane Isaac.

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"God says remodel."

5 Real People Who Life Never Stops Kicking in the Balls

#2. Melanie Martinez Loses Her Home to a Hurricane…Five Times

Martinez’s troubles began all the way back in 1965 when Hurricane Betsy destroyed her first home. Hurricane Juan took out her next house in 1985. After that, Martinez lived the next seven years in peace before Hurricane George came around to remind her that if you hit Thor’s car in a Safeway parking lot, you had better leave a goddamn note. Martinez lost her fourth home to Hurricane Katrina before her luck finally changed: A reality show by the name of Hideous Houses, hearing her horror story, decided to make over her run-down home in Braithwaite. The team spent $20,000 putting in new cupboards, appliances, and a sewing room.

That was in 2012. The year of Hurricane Isaac.

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