Most relationships die somewhere around Kamchatka.
6 Great Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)

#6. Risk
The only people who ever suggest playing Risk are the ones who have never lost a game of Risk. It’s like a shorter version of Monopoly, only without the equalizing element of chance. Consequently, the only way to win is to actually be good at the game, and the only people who are good at Risk tend to be cartwheeling douchegoblins about it. Just keeping a copy in your house is like hanging a picture of the time you ran into Shia LaBeouf at Hooters in a frame above your television.

Read More

Most relationships die somewhere around Kamchatka.

6 Great Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)

#6. Risk

The only people who ever suggest playing Risk are the ones who have never lost a game of Risk. It’s like a shorter version of Monopoly, only without the equalizing element of chance. Consequently, the only way to win is to actually be good at the game, and the only people who are good at Risk tend to be cartwheeling douchegoblins about it. Just keeping a copy in your house is like hanging a picture of the time you ran into Shia LaBeouf at Hooters in a frame above your television.

Read More

  1. uluvme2 reblogged this from cracked
  2. timmytm reblogged this from cracked
  3. thinline-between-saintsnsinners reblogged this from cracked and added:
    We used to play Risk with my best friend in elementary school… it led to some crazy times hah
  4. look-at-this-carsyn reblogged this from cracked
  5. chiquitingonzalez reblogged this from cracked
  6. aph-braginsuki reblogged this from cracked
  7. cephalopodink reblogged this from vintar
  8. vintar reblogged this from cracked
  9. atxbatman reblogged this from cracked
  10. ask4janice reblogged this from cracked
  11. appleeatingpandas reblogged this from cracked
  12. aznart reblogged this from tabandmountaindew
  13. tabandmountaindew reblogged this from adventuresofcesium
  14. adventuresofcesium reblogged this from sorry-for-not-apologizing
  15. sorry-for-not-apologizing reblogged this from sneakybitchknowskarate
  16. featsofdaringdo reblogged this from cracked and added:
    damn it, i love risk so hard. but my method of world domination isn’t so much dominate as it is a scorched earth policy...
  17. izandra reblogged this from imfinallywatching and added:
    LOL
  18. zemukluk reblogged this from cracked
  19. binary-flame reblogged this from cracked
  20. oksnoop2 reblogged this from cracked
  21. treyd716 reblogged this from cracked
  22. writingandlying reblogged this from chariczard
  23. jeffcarpenter reblogged this from cracked