Most relationships die somewhere around Kamchatka.
6 Great Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)

#6. Risk
The only people who ever suggest playing Risk are the ones who have never lost a game of Risk. It’s like a shorter version of Monopoly, only without the equalizing element of chance. Consequently, the only way to win is to actually be good at the game, and the only people who are good at Risk tend to be cartwheeling douchegoblins about it. Just keeping a copy in your house is like hanging a picture of the time you ran into Shia LaBeouf at Hooters in a frame above your television.

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Most relationships die somewhere around Kamchatka.

6 Great Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)

#6. Risk

The only people who ever suggest playing Risk are the ones who have never lost a game of Risk. It’s like a shorter version of Monopoly, only without the equalizing element of chance. Consequently, the only way to win is to actually be good at the game, and the only people who are good at Risk tend to be cartwheeling douchegoblins about it. Just keeping a copy in your house is like hanging a picture of the time you ran into Shia LaBeouf at Hooters in a frame above your television.

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    19 Mayo 2009 Albert Lamorisse (cineasta y creador del Risk) Albert Lamorisse (13 de enero de 1922 - 2 de junio de 1970)...
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    We used to play Risk with my best friend in elementary school… it led to some crazy times hah
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    damn it, i love risk so hard. but my method of world domination isn’t so much dominate as it is a scorched earth policy...
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