"I am Iron Man." — RoboCop 2.0
5 Signs the New RoboCop Movie Might Be Terrible

#4. Popup Visor Shades
The original RoboCop…was made entirely of pieces that either looked or sounded badass. His helmet was so cool, he could stare down Judge Dredd without flinching about stealing the idea. … The new RoboCop flicks his visor down over his eyes whenever he wants to look tough. The reason is obvious: Hollywood treats the audience as a 3-month-old infant, unable to recognize emotions unless they can constantly see the entire face.

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"I am Iron Man." — RoboCop 2.0

5 Signs the New RoboCop Movie Might Be Terrible

#4. Popup Visor Shades

The original RoboCop…was made entirely of pieces that either looked or sounded badass. His helmet was so cool, he could stare down Judge Dredd without flinching about stealing the idea. … The new RoboCop flicks his visor down over his eyes whenever he wants to look tough. The reason is obvious: Hollywood treats the audience as a 3-month-old infant, unable to recognize emotions unless they can constantly see the entire face.

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    Parts of this are actually a pretty good review of the trailer and valid criticism; other parts or not.
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    I am taking note of that, Ramma.
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    In case you haven’t noticed, “New material” crashed and burned in cinemas this summer — “Elysium”, “Oblivion”, even...
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    RoBroCop is a good statement for what they’ve shown us so far. I was hoping for something good, but i don’t see that...
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    I am intensely concerned that this will piss me off in ways I cannot handle.
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    it’s gonna be a massive shitfest if it’s anything more than below average i will buy a hat and eat it.
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