"I’m Samus! Tee-hee."
6 Sexist Video Game Problems Even Bigger Than the Breasts

#4. The Dominant Turns Submissive
Other M replaced Samus, the most badass bounty hunter in gaming, with doe eyes and daddy issues. She’s single-handedly exterminated invasive species and exploded entire planets, but now she’ll stand in lava and burn to death before switching on her own shields without permission from Commander Fatherfigure, who calls her “lady.” … What’s even more infuriating…is Samus responding to a distress signal from an infant Metroid that she calls The Baby. She has guilt over The Baby. She believes The Baby was crying for her. She feels that The Baby enhanced her abilities. The Baby. The Baby. The Baby. The Fucking Baby.

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"I’m Samus! Tee-hee."

6 Sexist Video Game Problems Even Bigger Than the Breasts

#4. The Dominant Turns Submissive

Other M replaced Samus, the most badass bounty hunter in gaming, with doe eyes and daddy issues. She’s single-handedly exterminated invasive species and exploded entire planets, but now she’ll stand in lava and burn to death before switching on her own shields without permission from Commander Fatherfigure, who calls her “lady.” … What’s even more infuriating…is Samus responding to a distress signal from an infant Metroid that she calls The Baby. She has guilt over The Baby. She believes The Baby was crying for her. She feels that The Baby enhanced her abilities. The Baby. The Baby. The Baby. The Fucking Baby.

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