"Joe Flacco won because The Secret.” — baffled Super Bowl commentators
The 5 Most Useless Things Said During Sports Broadcasts

#5. “They Wanted It More”
There’s no scale of how much people want something, no Passionmeter on the scoreboard measuring each team’s hunger. We can only measure want indirectly by measuring who’s playing well and winning, which means we should probably just talk about the teams that are playing well and winning in the first place. As fans, we didn’t tune in to see who wants to win more. We’re there to see who’s better at winning.

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"Joe Flacco won because The Secret.” — baffled Super Bowl commentators

The 5 Most Useless Things Said During Sports Broadcasts

#5. “They Wanted It More”

There’s no scale of how much people want something, no Passionmeter on the scoreboard measuring each team’s hunger. We can only measure want indirectly by measuring who’s playing well and winning, which means we should probably just talk about the teams that are playing well and winning in the first place. As fans, we didn’t tune in to see who wants to win more. We’re there to see who’s better at winning.

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