Don’t let the 3-D and the critical reputation and Lou Gossett Jr.’s mustache fool you.
5 Reasons the Worst Jaws Movie Is an Underrated Masterpiece

#5. The Shark Tortures Its Victims Mentally and Physically Like a Serial Murderer
First of all, the shark in Jaws 3-D doesn’t just show up and eat people like your grandmother’s Jaws, because that would be ridiculous. No, every death in this movie is a cold, deliberate killing of both body and spirit.

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Don’t let the 3-D and the critical reputation and Lou Gossett Jr.’s mustache fool you.

5 Reasons the Worst Jaws Movie Is an Underrated Masterpiece

#5. The Shark Tortures Its Victims Mentally and Physically Like a Serial Murderer

First of all, the shark in Jaws 3-D doesn’t just show up and eat people like your grandmother’s Jaws, because that would be ridiculous. No, every death in this movie is a cold, deliberate killing of both body and spirit.

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