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5 New Apps Explicitly Designed For Awful Human Beings

#5. Comb Facebook for Awkward Sex
If cravenly fishing for sex among borderline strangers you went to church camp with 20 years ago doesn’t work, you can also anonymously email them to persuade them to add the app, because — if our spam folders have taught us anything — there’s nothing more erotic than receiving emails from faceless Internet phantoms demanding intercourse.

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Just download the app, delete your soul, and you’re ready to go!

5 New Apps Explicitly Designed For Awful Human Beings

#5. Comb Facebook for Awkward Sex

If cravenly fishing for sex among borderline strangers you went to church camp with 20 years ago doesn’t work, you can also anonymously email them to persuade them to add the app, because — if our spam folders have taught us anything — there’s nothing more erotic than receiving emails from faceless Internet phantoms demanding intercourse.

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    Hahaha and they said that technology will save us! Lmao. (I can laugh, because I said it too.)Sometimes, you just can’t...
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    Yes the last one is perfect
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    That last app thoSo necessary omg
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  10. green78 said: I dunno, that parking one is tempting…
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