"We’re all Faye Valentine!" — guy who doesn’t get it
4 Miserable Experiences You Can’t Avoid At Comic-Con

#2. Asshat Cosplayers
Don’t use cosplay as a pretense to bandy about your junk in public. I’ve seen this a few times. Sure, some characters’ outfits amount to glorified unmentionables (see: Namor the Sub-Mariner, Red Sonja, Doctor Manhattan), but if your character is “My Civilian Alter Ego, Wearing Alf Underoos,” get your shit together. Either buy a pack of Marlboros and go as “Sexy Cigarette-Smoking Man from The X-Files" or start your own Nudist-Con.

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"We’re all Faye Valentine!" — guy who doesn’t get it

4 Miserable Experiences You Can’t Avoid At Comic-Con

#2. Asshat Cosplayers

Don’t use cosplay as a pretense to bandy about your junk in public. I’ve seen this a few times. Sure, some characters’ outfits amount to glorified unmentionables (see: Namor the Sub-Mariner, Red Sonja, Doctor Manhattan), but if your character is “My Civilian Alter Ego, Wearing Alf Underoos,” get your shit together. Either buy a pack of Marlboros and go as “Sexy Cigarette-Smoking Man from The X-Files" or start your own Nudist-Con.

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