Life with you went from being a sandbox environment to an unskippable cutscene.
A Breakup Letter to Xbox

I can’t take your rampant jealousy anymore. The night you came home drunk and bellowed out so that the whole neighborhood could hear you that you would be installing a camera in the house to see and hear everything I do and say … it was beyond embarrassing. When you were asleep the next day, everyone on the block came over to find out if what you said was true, and I couldn’t even begin to defend you. They couldn’t believe you gave me that kind of bizarre ultimatum — that if I wanted to be with you, I had to accept and welcome your spying and total distrust.

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Life with you went from being a sandbox environment to an unskippable cutscene.

A Breakup Letter to Xbox

I can’t take your rampant jealousy anymore. The night you came home drunk and bellowed out so that the whole neighborhood could hear you that you would be installing a camera in the house to see and hear everything I do and say … it was beyond embarrassing. When you were asleep the next day, everyone on the block came over to find out if what you said was true, and I couldn’t even begin to defend you. They couldn’t believe you gave me that kind of bizarre ultimatum — that if I wanted to be with you, I had to accept and welcome your spying and total distrust.

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