"I can make it through Thanksgiving. I can make it through Thanksgiving. I can make it through Thanksgiving."
3 Damaging Relationships You Can’t Get Away From

#3. Family
The family dynamic is a tragic blessing for mankind. On the one hand, if all goes as planned, you are born into a strange world full of strange things with some kind of link to it all. You have a family that will protect you from bandits and sinkholes, and feed you and teach you the ropes. You, enfeebled and incontinent baby, have “people.” You won’t have people again for a long while, if you ever do. Many of us fend for ourselves after a certain age. But for the first run, you’re on cruise control while everyone else deals with your struggles. It’s a cushy gig.
Unfortunately for lazy babies and the rest of us, nothing meant to go as planned ever fully goes as planned.

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"I can make it through Thanksgiving. I can make it through Thanksgiving. I can make it through Thanksgiving."

3 Damaging Relationships You Can’t Get Away From

#3. Family

The family dynamic is a tragic blessing for mankind. On the one hand, if all goes as planned, you are born into a strange world full of strange things with some kind of link to it all. You have a family that will protect you from bandits and sinkholes, and feed you and teach you the ropes. You, enfeebled and incontinent baby, have “people.” You won’t have people again for a long while, if you ever do. Many of us fend for ourselves after a certain age. But for the first run, you’re on cruise control while everyone else deals with your struggles. It’s a cushy gig.

Unfortunately for lazy babies and the rest of us, nothing meant to go as planned ever fully goes as planned.

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