It all goes back to Oregon Trail's greatest lesson: “Bullets cost money.”
5 Hilarious Ways Game Designers Are Messing With Pirates

#5. Crysis Warhead Turns Your Bullets into Chickens
The eager pirate boots up the game, grabs his dual-wielded machine pistols, pulls the trigger, and…sprays a barrage of chickens through the air.
Yep, Warhead's developers sat down and tried to think of ways to fuck up the game for anybody who illegally downloaded their copy and came up with “all guns become Chicken Gun.” It doesn't matter which gun — you're spraying chicken bullets like it's going out of style.

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It all goes back to Oregon Trail's greatest lesson: “Bullets cost money.”

5 Hilarious Ways Game Designers Are Messing With Pirates

#5. Crysis Warhead Turns Your Bullets into Chickens

The eager pirate boots up the game, grabs his dual-wielded machine pistols, pulls the trigger, and…sprays a barrage of chickens through the air.

Yep, Warhead's developers sat down and tried to think of ways to fuck up the game for anybody who illegally downloaded their copy and came up with “all guns become Chicken Gun.” It doesn't matter which gun — you're spraying chicken bullets like it's going out of style.

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