And forget “A rolling stone gathers no moss.” Now we can remain immobile and slather ourselves with antibacterial gel to keep the moss at bay.
4 Wise Proverbs That Need to Be Revised for the Modern World



#2. You Can’t Judge a Book by Its Cover


[W]e’ve moved on to Kindles and Nooks now. We don’t have to judge books by their covers anymore because most of them don’t have covers. Also, we have the luxury of hundreds of reviews available at our spitless fingertips before we ever even buy the thing which makes the saying completely obsolete. So in order to impart the same sentiment today, you have to present it in terms the hip young kids will understand. That’s why I’d like to upgrade the adage to:


Video Thumbnails of Vaginas Are Almost Never Vaginas


Time is a precious commodity, and there’s a special type of rage reserved for the realization you’ve been duped into watching a boring Internet video when you thought for sure there was going to be nudity.

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And forget “A rolling stone gathers no moss.” Now we can remain immobile and slather ourselves with antibacterial gel to keep the moss at bay.

4 Wise Proverbs That Need to Be Revised for the Modern World



#2. You Can’t Judge a Book by Its Cover



[W]e’ve moved on to Kindles and Nooks now. We don’t have to judge books by their covers anymore because most of them don’t have covers. Also, we have the luxury of hundreds of reviews available at our spitless fingertips before we ever even buy the thing which makes the saying completely obsolete. So in order to impart the same sentiment today, you have to present it in terms the hip young kids will understand. That’s why I’d like to upgrade the adage to:



Video Thumbnails of Vaginas Are Almost Never Vaginas



Time is a precious commodity, and there’s a special type of rage reserved for the realization you’ve been duped into watching a boring Internet video when you thought for sure there was going to be nudity.

Read More

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