We’re not laughing at the murder victims. We’re laughing with the mannequins.
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#4. The Mannequin Hypothesis
When a person finds a dead body somewhere out in the open, what’s the first thing they say when they’re interviewed about it later? Usually, something along the lines of, “At first, I assumed it was just a mannequin.”
Well here’s my question: Why in the fuck would it be a mannequin? What kind of fashion hub is this crime happening in that mannequins would outnumber people? Because that’s what it would take, right? If we’re talking science (and I usually am), for the probability of stumbling upon a mannequin in the middle of nowhere to be higher than stumbling upon a dead body there would have to be significantly more mannequins than people in the area. Right? I’m legitimately asking. I’m not going to read the comments and see if any of you answered, of course. Totally asking, though.
Personally, if I was walking in an open field in some rural area, I’d be way more creeped out if I found a mannequin than if I found a dead body.

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We’re not laughing at the murder victims. We’re laughing with the mannequins.

5 Unintentionally Hilarious Moments in Every True Crime Show

#4. The Mannequin Hypothesis

When a person finds a dead body somewhere out in the open, what’s the first thing they say when they’re interviewed about it later? Usually, something along the lines of, “At first, I assumed it was just a mannequin.”

Well here’s my question: Why in the fuck would it be a mannequin? What kind of fashion hub is this crime happening in that mannequins would outnumber people? Because that’s what it would take, right? If we’re talking science (and I usually am), for the probability of stumbling upon a mannequin in the middle of nowhere to be higher than stumbling upon a dead body there would have to be significantly more mannequins than people in the area. Right? I’m legitimately asking. I’m not going to read the comments and see if any of you answered, of course. Totally asking, though.

Personally, if I was walking in an open field in some rural area, I’d be way more creeped out if I found a mannequin than if I found a dead body.

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